From South Park

There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks a**.
Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast.
You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know?
You've never been to the rainforest before.
Getting Gay With Kids is here!
To tell you things you might not like to hear.
You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells.
All you activists can go f*** yourselves!
Someday if we work hard, boys and girls,
There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world!
-Song from "Rainforest Schmainforest" by the children's choir called "Getting Gay With Kids"

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
-Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan

-Right-Wing News